3: Sucks To Be A Burglar!

Oh hi! My name is Barry Knuckles. I’m the President of The National Union of Housebreakers, and I’d like to express my concern that the politicians are deeply out of touch with the decent hard-working burglars of this world. The entire population are now home twenty-four hours a day…it’s impossible to burglar anyone. And so we’re asking the Finance Minister to cover 80% of the value of all the things we would have stolen and sold – laptops, jewellery, flat-screen TVs. We haven’t heard anything yet and are really hoping for the world’s support. Thank you so much for listening!

Art inspired by this confession…