MISSED CONNECTION: To the pretty girl with bright eyes that I saw when out walking my dogs: You were coming towards me. I had to sneeze, but decided to fight it. I saw you smile at me. You looked like you wanted a conversation (from 6 feet back, of course). It was real. My sneeze then took over, forcing an out-of-control stupid look on my face…and you kept walking. I don’t blame you, but I’m telling you, I don’t always look this stupid! I can redeem myself!